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The Onion • ISSUE 49 •17 • Apr 25, 2013
Obama Orders Reinvasion Of Iraq After Illuminating Trip Through Bush Presidential Library
Obama says the case for war outlined in the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum is “clear and undeniable.”
DALLAS—After taking an “eye-opening” tour of the newly dedicated George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum in Dallas Thursday, President Barack Obama reportedly ordered the United States military to reinvade Iraq.
The president told reporters that the museum’s numerous displays provided illuminating information concerning the ongoing threat posed by Iraq and the necessity of re-deploying combat troops in order to bring stability and lasting democracy to the troubled country. Continue reading